Wednesday, October 28, 2009

first things first.

Before I even start delving in to my millions of random thoughts, I must put out a disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: 

1. This blog is not meant to be particularly offensive to anyone, though I'm sure it will be at some point in time to many readers.  You may find the word “bitch” sitting at the forefront of your mind when reading…please feel free to mutter it aloud if it makes you feel better…hell, you can even type it in the comments section…but then move on.  :)

2. I am NOT an English teacher nor do I even enjoy the subject, therefore you will see lots of run-on sentences, thoughts connected by dots, and dashes...mostly this is cause I'm too lazy to care.  You will also note inappropriate word uses...just go with it and pretend like it makes sense.

3. I love smiley faces so you will see them frequently. :)

4. Note, I'm not really what you call an optimist...and not so much a sunny-side-of-life kind of person most of the time.  Oh well... It's not that I'm not grateful of everything I've been given and have cause I definitely am, I just usually find I can talk a lot longer about the crappy parts of my day.  


PURPOSE:

I have always had a desire to write, but don’t think my skills are up to National Bestseller memoir qualities so blogging seems a little more appropriate.  It seems I always have a lot to say (according to those who know me) :) so blogging at least gives people an option out, something they DEFINITELY don’t get when in my presence.  :)  And for some crazy reason the conversation always comes to “…and back to me,” hence the title of my blog. :)  I can’t help it no one leads a more exciting life than myself so why would we talk about you, when I have more interesting things to say?  Ha…note the sarcasm (this you should and will note frequently).  :)  At least I can laugh at myself about it.  :)

I actually think this blogging thing will be difficult not only for me, but for my readers…  See, those of you who know me know I commonly go off on tangents thus I will attempt to refrain from my flight of ideas.  A point will be made to not only make a point (sometimes completely miss that…oops!), but to complete a thought.  Wish me luck.  :)  This also plays in to my ability to talk and talk and talk and talk and talk…thus making a blogging experience more like a novel-like experience…will try to avoid which may require a higher being intervening (ie a convenient computer crash or acute carpal tunnel flare-up).

PS- I love comments, so please tell me how your day is (which I can imagine is boring if you’re sitting here reading this…see? I AM more exciting.). :)